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First malicious iPhone worm slithers into wild

Sun, 11/22/2009 - 22:57
Jailbreakers under assault

A Dutch internet service provider has identified a worm that installs a backdoor on jailbroken iPhones and makes them part of a botnet.…

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eBooks: What to read on which reader

Sun, 11/22/2009 - 10:02
Your pre-Christmas guide to what's on

eBook readers will be everywhere this Christmas, in the shops if not under the trees, but even publishers don't seem to know what books one can read on the things.…

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Is data overload killing off human initiative?

Sun, 11/22/2009 - 09:02
Time to add a delete button to the internet

Book Review Delete – The Virtue of Forgetting in a Digital Age is one of those high premise pseudo-techy works that appeals to the chattering classes – not least because it beguiles them with a false sense of "doing technology".…

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Apple voids warranties over cigarette smoke, users say

Sun, 11/22/2009 - 06:13
No repairs for 'biohazard' Macs

A Mac user claims that Apple voided her warranty and refused to repair her machine because it was "contaminated" with cigarette smoke.…

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Triumph in Geneva! LHC beams up and running again

Sat, 11/21/2009 - 09:39
Dimensional portal invasion back on track

There were emotional scenes last night at the headquarters of underground international atom-smasher science alliance CERN, as joyful boffins celebrated the successful restarting of the Large Hadron Collider. The colossal machine circulated its first beam around the entire 27-km supermagnet circuit at 22:01 Swiss time, and sent the opposing beam round the other way at midnight.…

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TomTom Start satnav

Sat, 11/21/2009 - 09:02
Made for map lovers, apparently...

Review TomTom's Start is essentially the satnav specialist's new low-end model. Rather than say so, though, it's not pitching the product on price but for its simplicity. It's a device designed to get you from A to B and nothing more.…

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Channel 4 raises Bing word-extinction alarm

Sat, 11/21/2009 - 08:02
UK TV channel forecasts end of language

Roll over Wittgenstein, Channel 4 has a bold claim to make, thanks to New Media guru Benjamin Cohen. It's trumpeted in what must be the weirdest press release we've received in years - or at least since the Blooks one.…

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SQL Server 2008 - from semi-relational to sublime

Sat, 11/21/2009 - 00:57
Inside Microsoft's R2 preview

Review SQL Server 2008 R2 is a step closer to reality.…

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Blogger outs back-end Google tech

Sat, 11/21/2009 - 00:26
'Super elastic, soft, smooth. Highly absorbent, for you always!'

A Vietnamese blogger has alerted the world to another Google product.…

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FDA takes aim at illegal net pharmacies

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 23:30
Please don't feed the spammers

The US Food and Drug Administration said it has completed a sweep of illegal online pharmacies that targeted 136 websites that appeared to be illegally selling drugs to American consumers.…

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Oman cuffs 212 for selling VoIP calls

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 23:28
Net phones verboten

This year, police in the Arab nation of Oman have raided 121 internet cafes throughout the country and arrested 212 people for providing VoIP services, according to a local report.…

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IBM chases HP (and Sun) with tiny mem prices

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 22:35
AIX pipeline lubrication

In an effort to boost the amount of money that IBM is getting from competitive takeouts of Unix systems from Hewlett-Packard and Sun Microsystems, Big Blue has taken a sharp machete to the memory prices on its Power Systems, reducing prices by between 28 and 70 per cent.…

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Hackers free Snow Leopard from Jobsian cage

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 22:28
Apple Atomness restored

Snow Leopard users are once again free to run the Apple operating system on hardware with Atom processors, courtesy of hackers in Russia.…

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MySpace makes peace with Indies

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 19:46
Merlin deal at last

MySpace Music has settled with one of its fiercest critics, Merlin, settling a 14-month standoff. MySpace - the social networking sensation of 2005 - launched a music portal in September last year, but only with the four major labels. Since MySpace had built its reputation on new independent bands, you can see why the snub hurt.…

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Nvidia previews next-gen Fermi GPUs

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 19:38
The supermodels of HPC: hot, and worth it

SC09 Graphics chip maker and soon-to-be big-time HPC player Nvidia raised the curtain a little higher on its next-generation of graphics co-processors at the SC09 supercomputing trade show in Portland, Oregon, this week, and it is arguable that the GPU co-processors aimed at personal supers and massive clusters alike were the star of the show.…

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Potty-mouths charged for Comcast hijack

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 19:18
Destination '69 dick tard lane'

The potty-mouthed hackers who hijacked Comcast's domain name for several hours last year were charged with intentionally damaging a protected computer system.…

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Microsoft Silverlight - now with hidden Windows bias

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 18:18
So much for cross-platform

PDC Silverlight 4.0 was the big hit at Microsoft's Professional Developer Conference (PDC) this week. "I can see that Silverlight is the future of Windows client development" one attendee told me.…

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Apple cult leader emails outside world

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 18:16
11 words from the Messiah's Jesus phone

Apple cult leader Steve Jobs has communicated with the outside world.…

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Sony demos monster 3D TV

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 18:02
280in 'wall' made from 70 28in sets

What better way to prove your commitment to the 3D TV market than showing off a big, massive whopping 280in 3D-capable TV? That seems to Sony’s opinion, anyway.…

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Wrecking CRU: hackers cause massive climate data breach

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 16:51
Secretive scientists' source code goes walkabout

The University of East Anglia has confirmed that a data breach has put a large quantity of emails and other documents from staff at its Climate Research Unit online. CRU is one of the three leading climate research centres in the UK, and a globally acknowledged authority on temperature reconstructions.…

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