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Skinny Acer notebook delivers six-day battery life

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 16:18
Just ask Windows 7

Acer appears to have found a solution to notebook users' battery life woes. Its Aspire Timeline 1810TZ apparently delivers a 10x improvement in runtime when compared to other thin'n'light laptops equipped with six-cell lithium-ion batteries.…

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VTOL gyro-copter flying car mates with killer robot

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 16:03
Droid jump-choppers to be offered to military

A flying-car company which has struggled for 15 years to win acceptance for its radical gyrocopter/aeroplane technology may have finally broken through into the mainstream. It was announced this week that Carter Aviation technologies - aspiring designer of the CarterCopter Personal Air Vehicle - has partnered with successful military robot maker AAI.…

The power of collaboration within unified communications

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Oracle begs EC for more time

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 16:03
Commission extends deadline

The European Competition Commission is extending the deadline set for Oracle to provide evidence that its proposed takeover of Sun Microsystems will not damage competition for European consumers.…

The power of collaboration within unified communications

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QinetiQ mail virus patent attracts barbs

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 15:57
Looks a bit familiar

An anti-virus expert has poured cold water on a patent from British technology firm QinetiQ that supposedly offers a new technique for tackling malicious email attachments.…

Offloading malware protection to the cloud

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Lawyers pursue banned Xbox Live gamers

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 15:52
Anti-Microsoft class action in the offing?

Are you an Xbox 360 owner recently banned from Xbox Live? Has the ban left you feeling short changed? Perhaps you’ve experienced other console problems as a result of the ban? If you can answer 'yes' to any of these questions, then US law firm Abington IP wants to hear from you.…

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Nokia swings axe again

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 15:19
Suffers from arrested development

Nokia is streamlining again, this time to the tune of 230 employees in Finland and another 100 in Copenhagen.…

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ISPA slams Mandy's copyright land grab

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 14:48
Someone tell Lord Sith about encryption

Claims from minister Stephen Timms this morning that the Digital Economy Bill has widespread support have been thrown into question, after the Internet Service Providers Association insisted it is strongly opposed to aspects of the legislation.…

Offloading malware protection to the cloud

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Asus intros netbook with desktop CPU

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 14:36
Category killer?

Asus has once again extended it Eee PC netbook range, this time with a machine that not only includes Nvidia's Ion graphics but also a dual-core Atom processor - a desktop chip, to be precise.…

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Yank objects to <em>Reg</em> cherry-popping headline

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 14:14
'Find another line of work, like as a Hooters waitress'

Vulture Central's Kelly Fiveash has until now kept a pretty low profile, avoiding the kind of flak which regularly peppers our inboxes as indignant readers vent their spleen and propel steam from their ears.…

What is your recession sales strategy?

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The pros and cons of business application packages

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 14:13
It's all about horses for courses

Poll Results Whether to build or buy, that is the question? Well, it is for many when it comes to business applications. It's a topic on which we asked for your feedback as part of our latest workshop, and over 100 of you came back with your views on it. So what did we learn?…

The power of collaboration within unified communications

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Ballmer waxes lyrical about Windows 7 double bubble sales

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 13:34
Shy about numbers, mind

Microsoft’s shouty boss Steve Ballmer made a few big noises about Windows 7 sales yesterday, by declaring it was jumping off retail shelves at twice the level of its unloved Vista operating system.…

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MS denies Win 7 backdoor rumours

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 13:18
Oooh, spooky!

Microsoft has once again denied rumours that it built a backdoor into Windows 7.…

Web threats: Why conventional protection doesn't work

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Vampires not good role models for Catholics, declares Vatican

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 13:18
Deplores use of 'extremes' to make a point

The Vatican has come out against vampirical toothy teen book'n'movie series Twilight, dismissing the epic girl loves vampire, girl loses vampire, girl becomes vampire cycle as a "deviant moral vacuum".…

Case Study: WhatsUp keeps Legoland turnstyles ringing

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Ricoh CX2 super-zoom compact camera

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 12:59
Clever capture modes, but what about the video?

Review It doesn’t seem five minutes since we looked at the CX1 – well, back in April actually – so it’s quite surprise to find that Ricoh has already launched its successor, the CX2. Again, this is a super-zoom compact seemingly aimed at the enthusiast or the DSLR user who occasionally wants to pack something simpler and smaller. That said, there are a few surprising omissions for a top-end compact.…

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Riverbed going virtually into public cloud

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 12:58
Virtual Steelhead speeds iSCSI WAN traffic

WAN optimiser Riverbed has announced virtual Steelhead for the cloud and a way to speed up iSCSI data traffic.…

The power of collaboration within unified communications

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LHC dimensional apocalypse from midnight: Your thoughts

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 12:58
Aliens, gov planetbuster boffins, many others write in

Well, this is it. In the early hours of tomorrow morning, scientists at the controls of titanic machines situated in mighty hollowed-out caverns and tunnels deep beneath Switzerland will begin to unleash forces so vast and complex as to tax the very limits of human comprehension. The mighty Large Hadron Collider, most powerful matter-rending machine ever assembled by the human race, will once again begin to shoot beams of particles around its superfluid vacuum-pipe lightspeed doughnut.…

The power of collaboration within unified communications

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US immigration dodge is permanent

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 12:43
Global Entry forever

Janet Napolitano, boss of US Homeland Security, is making the Global Entry system - a quicker way through customs and border control - permanent.…

Web threats: Why conventional protection doesn't work

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Amazon punters go mad for 'Laptop Steering Wheel Desk'

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 12:31
'A total lifesaver', enthuses satisfied customer

Amazon customers have gone absolutely mad for the AutoExec WM-01 Wheelmate Steering Wheel Desk Tray, which "attaches to your steering wheel for easy access to a writing and drink storage surface".…

Offloading malware protection to the cloud

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Ubuntu in truffle shuffle with Chrome OS

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 12:13
'Sloth love Chunk'

Ubuntu’s commercial sponsor Canonical revealed late yesterday that it has been working with Google on its Chrome OS platform since before Mountain View announced its game-changing plans in July this year.…

Case Study: WhatsUp keeps Legoland turnstyles ringing

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Taiwanese sex scammer's net double is NYC model

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 12:02
'Shocked' Richie Kul expresses dismay to El Reg

The news this week that a 55-year-old bald and "physically unattractive" Taiwanese man had posed online as a "youthful male model" to convince up to 20 women to have sex with his ailing father - who was actually himself - provoked a certain amount of incredulity among Reg readers.…

Case Study: WhatsUp keeps Legoland turnstyles ringing

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